QUOTES FROM THE MOVIE "TOOTSIE": Michael Dorsey: I was a better man with you as a woman than I ever was with a woman as a man. _____________________ Michael Dorsey: I did an evening of vegetables off Broadway. I did an endive salad that knocked the critics off their ass! _____________________ [Michael Dorsey as Dorothy Michaels] Dorothy Michaels: What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits ... tips?